Chris Waters Very funny. Especially heinous.
If I had been raised by Kris Jenner, you'd be watching my life on a cable network instead of reading about it like a poor person.
Welcome to my narcissism! Thank you so much for visiting! But enough about you...let's talk about ME!
It's the 21st century, so you know what this is about: I tell my hilarious little stories about me and the people I know and occasionally talk shit about particularly ridiculous celebrities. Follow me on Twitter and like my Facebook page if you like your comedy in short bursts. Read my blog if you've got time to settle in for awhile.
Tell your friends about me because I'm not stopping until I have bags and bags of fuck-you money!
Especially heinous,
~Chris
It's the 21st century, so you know what this is about: I tell my hilarious little stories about me and the people I know and occasionally talk shit about particularly ridiculous celebrities. Follow me on Twitter and like my Facebook page if you like your comedy in short bursts. Read my blog if you've got time to settle in for awhile.
Tell your friends about me because I'm not stopping until I have bags and bags of fuck-you money!
Especially heinous,
~Chris
